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Dear everyone,

Before you interact with my new toots, please wait 10 seconds for the inevitable delete & redraft because I found a typo. I will always find a typo.


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roses are red
violets are blue
not all poems rhyme
now you know

*scrolling back in my profile* dang, i shitpost a lot.

i could sleep or i could shitpost all night, it's a hard decision.

I am not now and have never been a member of the cool kids party.

Simultaneously sneeze-fart in your boudoir, so I’ll know it’s a closed loop

Duct taping a Zippo pipe lighter to a stick because the kitchen lighter stopped working.

(No I am not doing this but it IS an idea I had!)

if you're going to compare kin shit to trans/nb peoples struggles please block me right the fuck now

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