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Dear everyone,

Before you interact with my new toots, please wait 10 seconds for the inevitable delete & redraft because I found a typo. I will always find a typo.

Love,
Robby

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Here's my intro, audio only. Please excuse my robotic baritone voice.

youtu.be/3rB91rwQztY

tbh the best compliment on Mastodon is when @lynnesbian boosts me.

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all together: @lynnesbian 👏 for 👏 fediverse 👏 President

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@Robby Congratulations! You are Homalocephale, "Even Head"

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Okay everyone, it's dinosaur night. Reply with a page number from 28-306 and I will tell you what dinosaur you are.

*selects a single card from a tarot deck*

*it's Bulbasaur*

This is an ominous sign indeed.

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imo, tall girls are hot. Let's talk about that again

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Please remember that no matter how legitimately awful someone is, making fun of or criticizing their personal appearance is not only ineffective, but will almost certainly harm innocent people.

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Started a 24 hour print this morning. I hope the gods are kind

Thirty minutes into trying to get charcoal to light: WHY DIDN'T I LISTEN TO HANK HILL???

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@Robby
I totally have a pair of those laying around somewhere.

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